Sunday, August 28, 2005
Found this joke about different types of wife a husband can have ...
HARD-DISK Wife: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
THUMBDRIVE Wife: Small and insignificant, but very useful when needed.
RAM Wife: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS Wife: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, butno one can live without her.
EXCEL Wife: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostlyuse her for your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER Wife: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET Wife: Difficult to access.
SERVER Wife: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA Wife: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM Wife: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL Wife: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
LAPTOP Wife: Most desired possession, but always belongs to some one else.
VIRUS Wife: Also known as "WIFE"; when you are notexpecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all yourresources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.
